Friday, January 27, 2012
Street Signs
a buddy of mine in his daily travels snapped a shot of a billboard...for being a billboard it makes a good statement
Religion is like a Penis.
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
Religion is like a Penis.
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Christianity
Was surfing around online looking for info on Zombies an came across this little ditty:
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
it does have a valid point.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
it does have a valid point.
First Blog
Starting a Blog to be able to put my twisted questions and thoughts about life in the open. I needed a way to get them outta my head. If you are easily offend or very attached to your religion I wouldn't recommend reading any of this.
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