Monday, January 30, 2012

Greatly loosing faith in humanity one asshole at a  time.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Street Signs

a buddy of mine in his daily travels snapped a shot of a billboard...for being a billboard it makes a good statement

Religion is like a Penis.
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

??

Why is it always the asshole that tells you "Money Isn't Everything" is loaded?

Christianity

Was surfing around online looking for info on Zombies an came across this little ditty:

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

it does have a valid point.

First Blog

Starting a Blog to be able to put my twisted questions and thoughts about life in the open. I needed a way to get them outta my head. If you are easily offend or very attached to your religion I wouldn't recommend reading any of this.